I’ve tried to do various things to make this blog interesting and fun, you know, like reviewing Winnie the Pooh cartoons and offering up C.S. Lewis fanservice. I believe the kids these days call this type of behavior “extra” (and they say print newspapers are dying!).
I had hoped that I could arrange more interviews, with the actors, or with the writers, or even with the hosts of A.M. Los Angeles, you know, give them a chance go on the record as distancing themselves from the show. I’ve sent messages to these people on Facebook, Twitter, through their agents, through their family members. Lise Cutter declined to be interviewed; Bronson Pinchot declined to be interviewed, and told me I’d pronounced his name wrong in the message. Mark Linn-Baker returned my registered letter: scrawled on the envelope was “That’s Nice”. Rebeca Arthur left me on seen.
I pestered Louie Anderson. I sent a request to the head of Warner Bros.’s physical (props) archives, Bonnie Fallone Otto, because I know they have some of the outfits from the show, and who knows what else. I was trying to see if they’d let me watch the pilot. A copy exists, somewhere, and if an advanced alien race arrives before Earth turns to spent carbon, I’ll ask them to find it for me.
I promise you, I’ve done everything I can short of stalking, which believe it or not gets really expensive really fast if you commit to it.
There’s a slim chance I’ll actually hear back from a few people (*makes “call me” gestures at Belita*), and if they do, I’ll post the interviews, even if it’s after the blog’s over. I had left this week free for an interview, and boy oh boy am I not ready to write about Season 8 yet. I’ve seen it. It’s gruesome.
Ultimately, the best legacy a review blog can leave behind isn’t the reviews themselves, the insights, or even the great joke I had ready where I was going to ask Tom if he drives a Detrucky or a Devanney. The greatest gift that this blog can hope to bequeath to future generations is hundreds of high-quality stills of Bronson Pinchot that the A.V. Club or whoever can use without credit.
So I figured I would take this opportunity to revisit some old episodes and see what details are more visible now. I know you love it when I stop every other thing in a review to talk about the shit in the background, so please stop begging me for a post like this.
Season 1, Episode 1: Knock This
Look at that! Already there’s payoff for this shitty filler post idea, Larry’s baseball sister (I dub her Abstinence) has “Appleton” on her jersey!
It’s a bread. Balki’s holding a bread.
Check out the fridge door: Larry is into funny dogs. Also his mom fobbed off all the old shit from her kitchen she hated the sight of.
I believe that Time Magazine must be this one, with a cover date of Feb. 24, 1986, just to give you an idea of how quick the turn-around between this episode’s taping and airdate of March 25, 1986 was. I mean, we’ve covered that before, but AHA!, right? I’m important for finding this stuff out.
Now I can make t-shirts with the Ritz Discount logo. That’ll be $50 apiece.
I’m so not going to get into re-reviewing this mess, but remember how the very first episode was about how Balki how Balki quickly got a job because he’d been not only a sheepherder, but a marriage counselor, a veterinarian, and a chef as well?
Only true Perfect Strangers fans will want the rarer logo with the alternate font on “Discount”. You too can “get it” for $100.
Hey, look. A painting. This is worthwhile, right?
Man that window display is even sadder in HD.
That alphabet & numbers blanket is interesting. No idea what the Q thing is. Also, those must be photos of Yaya Biki! Was that her in the opening?
Again, not re-reviewing, but the final joke in this episode is that only the dumbest foreigner would accept minimum wage. Haha. Ha.
Season 1, Episode 2: Picture This
Mark wasn’t kidding when he said he had to get rid of the elderly decorations. He missed the Toby jug there in the back.
Does anyone recognize the Bailey’s Soda Cola? Was it regional to California?
Remember the original Linda? Please tell me I’m not wasting my time going through these.
Looks like their bathroom mirror was broken. I smell a deleted scene.
AAAHHH those visors! They don’t make them like that anymore. Stupid “lead in paint” laws. Also: *sniff*
Awww. Their first kiss.
You know, Socrates was kind of a prototype for Jesus. Not saying Jesus didn’t exist, just saying it took a few hundred years to repackage the narrative and sell it.
Season 1, Episode 3: Date This
It’s Frau Farbissina!
Man, Jerseyman was sitting right there the whole time, just waiting on someone to flirt with his Jerseygirl.
Wow. It’s the exact same people in the exact same outfits both nights in the same seats at the single’s bar. They can put “Appleton” on a jersey you’ll never see but they can’t get a room full of people to sit in different spots or switch coats.
Season 1, Episode 4: Baby Driver
Someone actually took a marker to some of the wording on the shopping bags–
–but you can still tell that the Cousins shop at the only Ralphs outside of Southern California.
More of that blanket. Lots of tentacles on Mypos, evidently.
I would put the call out to y’all to track down better images of those posters at the Motor Vehicle Facility, but I’m the one working at a university library with a government documents collection. Lost forever.
It’s basement Linda!
Season 1, Episode 5: Overdraft This
Just swinging by for the puppy paper.
Season 1, Episode 6: Birthday This
Ho ho, Larry discovered postcards with titties on them!
Is “CONFUSION GROWS” a better or worse headline than “WALK ON MOON”?
Season 2, Episode 1: Womb This
Just want to point out that “Today’s Special” has been blue jeans for 7 episodes now (and will stay that way through the end of the season). I also suspect that Twinkacetti would have spent the first dollar he made on a porn magazine.
I feel like this one might be a fun episode to cosplay for CousinCon 2020.
Season 2, Episode 3: Win This
What, you thought I was doing all 120 episodes? Sshhhyeah no.
Mostly I just want to see if any of our regulars are in the crowd at the baseball game, because there is ZERO REASON to ever watch this misery of an episode. (You’ll be happy to know they got a new bathroom mirror, though.) We’ve got PaulAndre back there, but more importantly–
–it’s Basement Linda again! I’m beginning to think she’s the Cousins’ guardian angel.
Steal a base or two in this Shop ‘N’ Spend Spartans raglan top, a “steal” at only $50!
Season 2, Episode 4: Burgle This
I have a confession. This whole post was to get a better screenshot of Motorcycle Maidens magazine. Now I’m stuck having to watch the rest of these at 8x speed to finish this post.
But I did find out what magazine this actually was: the September 1986 issue of Cycle Guide. I may not have good ideas for bonus content posts for this blog, but you have to admit I execute them masterfully.
While I’m here: Larry is reading The Variety of Fiction: a Critical Anthology by Edward Alan Bloom and Lillian D. Bloom.
Twinkacetti does not read the Chicago Chronicle. Half of you have stopped reading this post.
This one feels like a meme template. Go wild! Have fun with it!
Season 2, Episode 5: Vegaaahhhsss Thisssss
Enjoy some smut!
What the fuck? Either PaulAndre went undercover as a dealer in Vegas, or I really do have a problem telling black people apart.
Basement Linda got a job there too, keeping a watchful eye over Larry’s potential for addictive behavior.
Remember what I said about citations a few weeks ago? Apply it to memes and meme templates. There’s a wealth of them buried in any given show, but the shows that are under-represented simply don’t have a viewership that overlaps with meme creators. Alternately, think how Tom & Jerry of all things is finding new viewers through memes.
Season 2, Episode 6: Sneeze This
That photograph with the signs stuck around all the way through the seventh season.
Larry drinks White River cola.
Please tell me this is worthwhile.
Season 2, Episode 8: Vince This
I gave up trying to research whether that’s actually the back of a Juice Newton album. Probably not, though.
Basement Linda makes sure the Cousins get where they need to go: in this case, she directs their movements into the halls of justice to help bring down a local mob boss. Also that’s a young Marianne Mullerleile, before she gained weight and showed up in scads of roles that existed solely so other actors could throw fat jokes at her.
Someone actually bothered to put Vince’s girls in the audience here, both chewing gum the entire time. Of all the things I can’t say about this show, not skimping on background details is the one I can’t say right now.
Season 2, Episode 10: Strike This
We never got enough Schlagelmilch. She’s eating sausage with the angels now.
Season 2, Episode 11: Christmas This
Putting all the boxes of unsold wrapping paper tubes together as a makeshift Christmas decoration is damned clever.
Someone had to paint all this snow. I had to sit through the episode. Who had the harder job?
(Does anyone else remember in the 90s when some company started putting out phone books with a fake Yellow Pages logo or is that just a dream I had?)
While I’m here —
Season 2, Episode 13: Since I Lost This Baby
That grey cat is a Pound Pur-r-ries doll (I only ever had Pound Puppies), and I’m touched to see that someone in props thought to keep some of the winter items from the Christmas episode around for a few weeks.
Twinkacetti actually had paper bags printed up for the store? A rare luxury for the man who lives $50 at a time.
Oops! The Hulu guy continued not to give a shit and didn’t crop out “Chez Paul”. Also, Balki’s advice for how Twinkacetti should beg Edwina for forgiveness involves rubbing his (Twinkacetti’s) face against her feet. I swear, y’all. If any of you ever get to interview Bronson, make sure the first damn question is about his foot fetish.
Season 2, Episode 14: Catfight This
I came here solely for this. This is better than any voice Bronson has done since because Reagan impressions – or even just doing a voice when you put on a mask – has to have been a fairly universal experience back then. If you had asked me what Balki thought of Ronald Reagan, of an actor being the president of the United States, I’m not sure what story I would think it would lead to. But I would never have guessed that an immigrant who prized every bit of American culture would treat the president like a punchline. Fuck, even ALF treated Reagan like someone who could have a positive lasting impact on the world.
Yecch. Just as ugly in HD.
Season 2, Episode 15: Dream This
Good meme templates? You decide.
Season 2, Episode 17: Bike Baby
The sign in front of the cash register is proof that the same set of people have been making text memes for generations: the usage of all capital letters, lack of grammatical sense, and endless ellipses are exactly the same as the stuff your parents pass around on social media.
“Our new incentive program….. one mistake and you’re through..…”
I don’t feel I’m any closer to identifying this sheet of “Monster Man” tattoos, other than to say that they certainly weren’t called “Monster Man”, given the cobra and Indian chief present.
In case you’ve forgotten this memorable episode where the Cousins don’t hang out with a kid, it centers around Larry’s bike being stolen. Balki was so concerned with helping Cousin Larry that he spent like half an hour buying a cigarette & blindfold for Dimitri and putting him in front of a loaded cannon.
Season 2, Episode 20: Puck This
Are you gonna let me ding the bell?
Are you gonna let me ring up sales?
Are you gonna tell me the chili’s run out?
Fat Marsha, girl you make the message center go round
Hey I was just a Mypos lad
Never knew good food from bad
But I knew life before I left the island scene
Living here with Cousin Larry
Things started to get hairy
Twinkacetti done made a slave boy out of me
I’ve been working at the Ritz
But with no raise, we called it quits
I’d hit on every blue eyed Suzy on the way (hey)
But their beauty and their style
Just disappeared after awhile
Take me to them thin blonde ladies every time
Oh, will I get my fries tonight?
Oh, please cook my puck burger right
Oh, I like my chili dog real hot
Fat Marsha’s burgers make the rocking world go round
Fat Marsha’s burgers make the rocking world go round
Hey, listen here
Now I can shake my pretend tits
For galoots and big nitwits
Lewis Arquette frequents this locality (I tell you)
But soon the shit had hit the fan
When Chilidude fought Jerseyman
Hey Fat Marsha, get these big men off of me (now check this)
Oh (I know), you gonna touch my hole tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that pilot light
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat Marsha, girl you make Balki’s world go round
Fat Marsha, girl you make Balki’s world go round
Get on those guys and ride!
Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, Fat Marsha girl
Fat Marsha girls, yeah, yeah, yeah etc.
Season 2, Episode 22: Baby Roof
Nice detail on having cups full of various lint.
Not that you can really see them, but there. There is the best shot you’re ever going to get of Larry’s photography.
According to Joel Zwick’s book, Mel Brooks was around that week and expressed some serious misgivings about whether they could pull off the roof scene; and Zwick remembers having to grudgingly agree with him when it wasn’t working. Unfortunately that’s all Joel says about it, other than saying it was for a story where the Cousins were on the roof trying to fix a leak. Either it was a lost script, or Joel misremembered this episode. It’s a pretty useless aside, I’ll admit, but the snark in me can’t pass up an opportunity to note that Mel Brooks of all people passed by the set of Perfect Strangers and all he had to say was how something wouldn’t work.
That’s worth noting, right? Please, please reassure me about this post.
Season 3, Episode 1: Report This
Now that’s some character detail: there’s one of those soap opera magazines on the table. It has to be Balki’s. My mother and grandmother would watch soap operas, and tape them because multiple ones ran at the same time on different networks. Essentially they’re no different than any other magazine covering media news & speculation, but I’d argue Soap Opera Digest, All About Soap, Soap Maidens, etc. are still a highly unique entry in that category. Even putting aside the anachronism of the genre’s name, even by 1987, these magazines traded in speculation on things you would see the very next day or week, as well as summaries of daily television programs that moved at a glacial pace. (Though now that I say it, that’s a double-edged sword.) I’ll admit that I’m taste- and possibly gender-biased against the genre, but I still think these magazines are weird.
I DIMITRI I HAVE IT HOKKI STIK
No other website will offer you an HD screengrab of Mr. Feldman. Check over at Buzzfeed. No HD screengrabs of Mr. Feldman. Huffington Post? Twitter? Pornhub? No HD screengrabs of Mr. Feldman.
And lookathat: PaulAndre started at the Chronicle the same day Larry did. And now I suspect that the alderman thing was some in-joke, because it’s the very first thing that Mr. Burns asks Larry about, specifically which of them drive foreign cars. How foolish was I to miss such an obvious clue that the Chicago Chronicle is not merely a tool for reporting, but a whip for keeping Americans American?
What the hell is going on with these article titles, every one in a different font size? “Timber Industry whithers; Families Left Destitute”; “CONGRESS TO CHANGE SATILLITE CONTROL HILL”. I’m ashamed I can’t tell you what the comic is, but it appears to feature a horse, and have been done in-house.
The inside of the paper, though, is the July 13, 1986 edition of the Chicago Tribune. NOW YOU Know.
Season 3, Episode 2: Baby Weight
The art on Balki’s wall?
What they have in the fridge?
Dimitri eating a whole stick of butter?
The best shot you’ll ever get of the Pioli’s Pizza logo? ($50 in sizes from S to 10X) (Also why the fuck does Larry have a pizza delivered to the apartment where Balki can see it? Sorry, I’ll stop. Not re-reviewing these.)
Who cares about any of that? I came to see the candy bar wrapper.
Even I’m not going to pretend that was worth the effort.
Season 3, Episode 4: Puff This
None of you would buy a shirt with the Unicorn logo even if I could get a good shot. I’ve still got a lot more to go, let’s just get the relevant screengrabs and move on.
Season 3, Episode 5: Feather-touch This
Just here for the box.
Season 3, Episode 6: Blow This
I rewatched the whole episode, still no damn horn in sight.
Season 3, Episode 8: Baby Confidential
Just here for the posters.
“Timber Industry whithers; Families Left Destitute” seems to be a regular feature in the Chicago Chronicle. Was that the name of Lydia’s column?
Season 3, Episode 9: Shock This
Are they just eating lettuce with ketchup drizzled on? Same thing I had last night. Weird.
There are three sheep dolls there, two of them with grey hair. I suppose the implication is that Balki and Mary Anne had a kid?
Season 3, episode 10: Couch Baby
A whole year later and Understand Your Dreams is still hanging out on their coffee table? Symbolism, addiction, television as aspirational propaganda, etc.
Season 3, Episode 12: To Baby Or Not To Baby
DIMITRI THIS WEEK HE IS THE MUVY STARR
Season 3, Episode 14: Pen This
Just to verify that the flashback wasn’t a newly-filmed scene:
Season 3, episode 15: Baby Babka
Season 3, episode 16: Baby Buggy
OH! It’s says “Russet Potatoes” and “Bartlett Pears”! This episode makes so much more sense now.
I could stick around on this one forever, but I don’t want give you a list of groceries (a grocery list! HA! Don’t kill me), so I’ll just let the pictures speak for themselves, like this one telling you how fucking scary a clown in a store with no kids is.
Season 3, Episode 21: Test This
How have I come this far with no shots of Lydia?
Season 4, Episode 1: Gamble This
No Harriette either? The hell is wrong with me?
Ah, to be young and in love again.
They have Oat Boats! Even if we didn’t have the Winslow/Urkel connective tissue between this and Full House, that cereal box would have been enough.
(Image shamelessly stolen from the Full House Reviewed blog. It’s the only way I know to tell Billy how much I appreciate his pioneering work.)
Again, not re-reviewing these, but the audience goes absolutely nuts when Balki finds a decoder ring in the cereal.
Season 4, Episode 2: STOP This
STOP buying lesser-quality clothing! Get the STOP logo tee for only $50.
They went to Bugsy’s Burgers! If any of you were wondering if there was a show bible, there you go.
Season 4, Episode 3: Invade This
And you thought this post wasn’t worth it.
I had assumed that Mary Anne was dressed as a pilot, but it’s clear now she’s just in her stewardess uniform. Still the best joke in the whole episode!
Here’s Cousin Larry admiring the size of Balki’s veiny nuts.
You know what? I think that’s a goddam Dimitri comic.
So glad we got to see Linda’s nuts too.
Season 4, Episode 6: Up a Baby River, This Part
God I love Lydia.
Here’s a better look at the inside of Brawny Dude’s cabin. Can you believe you’re reading this blog for free?
Season 4, Episode 9: Gift This
Of all the external shots of the Caldwell they could have used to paint icicles on, they picked the one where a dude is standing around in shorts.
Wow, I didn’t notice they had Christmas decorations up in this one! Makes sense if you think about it. Honestly, we should all be so lucky to have a cousin who can deck out an entire apartment like this all by himself.
God I love Lydia.
Lydia got a Nora Trueblood Adams mystery book, and someone went to the trouble of making a cover no one would see for it: Zwick! A Short Story.
The best way to thank me for this blog would be to not do something like use these HD screengrabs to carve me a Davros Cup.
Season 4, Episode: Gang Baby
Instead, pick up a Motor Psychos shirt (on sale for only $50) from the Perfect Strangers Reviewed Etsy page.
That sign still cracks me right up.
Fran encourages you to Get Naked and Run Wild. And I’d be remiss if I didn’t write 1,000 words on how both Cousins have gotten temporary tattoos of blondes in the exact same pose, and what that signifies in terms of capitalism.
I’m okay being remiss this week. Also, keep your snack area clean yuk yuk.
Season 4, episode 12: Bust This
It’s Carl Winslow! Hi Carl!
I’ll take back something I said when I reviewed this one. I thought that Carl had loosened the cap on the Maalox, and then Balki acted like it wasn’t loose; actually Balki put it back on to try to open it again. Everything else I said about Bronson still stands.
Another meme template. Don’t disappoint me.
Season 4, Episode 13: Bink Baby
I didn’t think this episode could get any better, but god damn are the colors great.
Is it a safe assumption that this is a shot of the actual studio audience watching Perfect Strangers? In the front row, wearing black, appears to be Robert G. Lee, the show’s warm-up comic.
Ri$k It All ring tees, with classic logo or coverall variation–YOUR choice–only $50 plus S&H.
Can someone please email the Hulu guy and tell him he forgot to remaster three seconds of this one?
I really think the Hulu guy was just choosing preset options in whatever editing software he used, because the colors change from shot to shot in this one now, depending on the depth of field, how much of the set is seen all at once; as though some algorithm is making a guess only for the colors it can see at that moment. Wouldn’t it make the most sense to get the widest shot, save the profile of adjustments, and apply them to every shot? Not my job or expertise, but I can tell they’re not being as consistent as someone mastering a current TV show would be.
If anyone ever asks you what the second-best Perfect Strangers episode is, call up your local psychiatric hospital; once they’re safely sedated and unable to harm you, tell them it’s the one with the fuckable bananas and the wheelchair you can shit in.
Ha! [Mardi Gras joke]!
Season 4, Episode 15: Baby Bowl
You’ll BOWL over your friends with one of these “Strike Force” or “High Rollers” bowling shirts, customized with YOUR name (no special characters). Don’t be a turkey! Get yours today for only 50 smackeroos!
Season 4, Episode 16: Elv This
I’m just fucking around at this point, but this is some great costume and makeup work for a shitty episode.
Looking back, without having to think about the episode in any sort of critical way, it’s strange and beautiful that there existed an era of television where contracts were secure and writers had to fill up 22 episodes a year, where plots were so unadventurous that getting the main character into an Elvis suit was a valid goal.
Season 4, Episode 18: Used Baby
Good re-use of the Ri$k It All coveralls, show.
Cousin, when you said you getting oiled up, I didn’t think you mean this!
Season 4, Episode 19: Drag This
Season 4, Episode 21: Teach This
Totally not re-reviewing any aspect of these, at all, but what a weird visual gag that over-the-top folder is. It’s just so much time spent on what should have been an episode focussed entirely on Larry. Plus, I think we all know Balki would have bought nothing but Lisa Frank products.
Season 5, Episode 2: Defraud This
Let’s get some more Balki outfits in this thing.
Season 5, Episode 3: Baby News
MY NAME DIMITRI I IN THIS SEENGULL PANULL COMIC I SEE YOU NECKS WEEK
I would recommend you all coordinate your costumes for CousinCon 2020 so we don’t get–as much as I fantasize about the idea–20 Balkis in hair shirts.
Season 5, Episode 4: Baby Teeth
I just wanted to point out the Jimmy Carter caricature, because otherwise you might think I wasted both of our time with this post.
Season 5, Episode 6: Rhyme This
Have a limited budget for fashion?
Try makeshift makeup that’s ashen
It’s your fate to starve,
You artists who carve,
Even you who paint men with great passion
Season 5, Episode 7: Baby Daddy, Part 1
I’ll continue to be remiss about explicating the caged, forgotten American-flag hobby horse in the stores of memory.
I half expected to find junk from the Ritz Discount down here, but it’s entirely different junk.
I stand ashamed before you for not having taken the opportunity for a running joke about “CLEAN” appearing over the girlfriends’ heads.
Whichever one of you is planning to do Wings Reviewed, learn from my mistakes: write all 172 reviews before publishing any of them so you can really play up the interconnections while you’re revising.
Season 5, Episode 10: Lydia This
The batch of Lydia Live! t-shirts came back from the factory wrong; all the collars were too tight. I’m trying to cut my losses by offering them at a severe reduction, only $50 apiece.
Season 5, Episode 15: HONGI BONGI
YOOM BAGONGA NINGI
Season 5, Episode 16: The Grand Babythis Hotel
I had hoped there would be something interesting to see on the brochure, but all I can really do here is brag about how thorough and committed I am to this blog, and to you, the reader. Suggested donation is $50.
Larry, you have to cut the strings to get down!
Season 5, Episode 17: Crowd This
Thought I’d be able to identify the board game they’re playing, but I’ve failed you again.
Season 5, Episode 19: Boss Baby
I haven’t pointed out that 70s-era cookie jar in the background yet, but it’s been there for a long time now. I can relate to Larry. I have held onto the Cookie Monster jar that sat in my childhood kitchen for my entire adult life now. I’ve never once used it, but I refuse to part with it.
Dimitri, Mr. Glover, and the Chronicle’s most famous news headline.
Name a cartoon, a buffoon, and WALK ON MOON.
If someone wants to steal my screengrabs through Google Image Search, they’ve got a lot of shit to dig through.
Season 5, Episode 24: Baby Uncle
A LOT of shit.
Onesies for the tykes emblazoned with the logo of their favorite television program–now in its 40th year–only $50
Keep those letters coming in, kids! Just stamp ‘em and send ‘em to
℅ The Dog House
Chicago, IL 60609
This has got to be the Full House-est episode of Perfect Strangers. Not that I’m re-reviewing this. Just saying.
I know some of y’all have been edging for 4,000 words now; go for it.
Season 6, Episode 1: Laser This
What a boring-ass logo. Whose idea was this post?
Season 6, Episode 2: Baby Baby
What? It was a little girl?! I thought… you know what, no, it’s too embarrassing.
This one I got another site I’m a member of, but I figured I might as well include it here for completeness’ sake.
The fuck? Larry submits his articles on photocopies with “Chicago Chronicle” at the top of the page? If that’s RT (Re-Review This) Wainwright’s direction, it’s madness; if it’s Larry’s idea, it’s got to be the weirdest psychological tactic I’ve ever seen deployed.
Be the envy of all your punk buddies! “Tess Was Here” – but where were YOU when you got it? You can beat on THIS brat for only $50 simoleons!
Seriously. Make some memes out of these things or I’ve just wasted my time scanning through these 70 episodes.
Season 6, Episode 4: Geld This
Seriously. Validate me.
I’m smelling the barn here (yok yok), so I’m just going to try to blow through the rest of these with minimal commentary.
Season 6, Episode 5: Baby Feud
It was completely lost on me that Zoltan Botulitis carved his initials onto Larry’s shirt.
Season 6, Episode 11: Sunburn, Baby, Sunburn
Look at Bunky’s shirt! “Here today, gone bananas!” How witty!
Season 6, Episode 12: Hocus Poke This
Just wanted a better shot of that doll.
Season 6, Episode 13: Dead Baby
Given last week’s discussion about Pioli presumably not having a reining effect on Bronson, and everything else we know about him, I don’t even know what to make of Judy Pioli being Bronson’s director and letting him make a joke about how enjoyable her breasts. It’s… probably not my place to have an opinion, but damn it I’m still going to say something. It’s questionable.
I’ve received hundreds of requests through the Perfect Strangers Reviewed Facebook page for a high-quality screengrab of Gorpley in a dress.
You people are sick, you know that?
Season 6, Episode 15: Plant This
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: who the hell are aprons like these for? What sense of humor is this supposed to convey?
Season 6, Episode 17: Remember This
This is important.
I didn’t, um, actually have anything I wanted to look at in this one. I just wanted to make that joke. Um…
Balki offers Mrs. Lyons baby corns and she refuses because she knows the Lyons Company meets–but does not exceed–the FDA’s food defect action levels for mammalian excreta.
Season 6, Episode 18: Dub This
You know, we’ve been through 144 episodes at this point, so I think I can let you in on a little secret: I didn’t like this episode.
I disliked it so much that I’m willing to take half of the price of these Enright Records pocket logo shirts. That’s right, you heard right, you can have the “Enright Stuff” too for only $50!
Heehee it’s like he’s jerking it.
Hahaha take THAT, Google Image Search results for Fresh Young Balki B!
Season 6, Episode 19: Elect This
Really looking forward to the cosplay for next year’s CousinCon.
Season 6, Episode 20: Climb This
I was trying to get a clearer shot of that Hulk Hogan action figure, but I’ve failed again. I’ve also failed to get any further clarity on why the fuck Balki pulls out an action figure. Either Bronson was running loose or lines from the script are missing.
Holland Deodorant Company sent me a C&D, so those shirts had to be destroyed. Sorry.
Season 6, Episode 23: Extinguish This
I haven’t used Twitter in a while. Can someone please let Kellogg’s know that ABC failed to cover up the Froot Loops logo in this episode and owes them money? And that I would gladly publicly refuse a reasonable percentage of that money for helping out?
You know, you’d really think firemen would know better than to store fire in cabinets.
For those of you still edging, enjoy these HD (hot drenching) screengrabs.
That’s it! I hope you enjoyed this retrospective of highly personally-indulgent Perfect Strangers illegally-downloaded Hulu inconsistently-remastered High-Definition screengrabs, the theft of which I’ll still begrudge on the basis that selection of images constitutes the results of my effort and unique sensibilities.
Join me next week for “The Baby Shower”!